I just wanted them to skip the fireworks this year. Lighting M-80s and bottle rockets is all fine
and good but it scares the living shit out of my puppy. All the half-drunk guys with their cans of
Bush and Budweiser scoffed and jeered until one of them stood up and told me
that they’d keep their celebrations quiet so long as I provided them with an
equally entertaining patriotic display.
“Umm… hi? I’m, um…
Todd… and I’m here to help celebrate ‘murica!”
I didn’t know they were all warlocks when I said agreed. And if the wetness down here is any
indication…. There’s going to be fireworks of some sort going on anyway!
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Seriously, all the fireworks are scaring the living hell out of my dog. Just wanted to have a quick Independence Day post. I'm not the most patriotic person around but I do like a good fireworks show, and as a marching band music enthusiast this is the only time of year I get to share my wonderful John Philip Sousa collection and not get jeers. YAY 'Murica!
source: No source, just searched google images for 'murica and this came up.
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