Having a wife in the army was tough. Her deployments were often long and I’d miss
her companionship. I balked at the idea
of joining the “Army Wives Club” but she assured me it was just a club for army
spouses… husbands and wives. It turns
out I was the only husband their and the women in the club were as happy about
my membership as I was. That is until
they decided that they’d help me fit in more appropriately.
Not wanting to make any waves in this insular community I
agreed figuring after my wife’s 3 month tour in Afghanistan we could always
move away from these crazy ladies. So I
did as the wives required; I kept my
body shaved smooth. I grew my hair out
and let them color and style it. I
started wearing makeup and joining the ladies at their Pilates class. I even joined them on their ‘date’ nights
when we’d all sit around with lifelike dildos and watch porn.
I could have laughed all of that off but when the girls
heard that my wife had been re-deployed for another six months they insisted I
get a big gift for my spouse. How
exactly am I going to explain breast implants to my wife?
source: fuskator
Erm well he has six months to think of something how about ...no...he could say..but that sounds....erm
ReplyDeleteAwesome cap! I'd love to see one where the wife redeploys and enjoys the changes he as made.
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