Thursday, August 13, 2015

Knockoff

Get the real thing!

I was in a pickle… I couldn’t sell my stuff on eBay.  It was all good stuff and priced reasonably, I just couldn’t get the attention.  As I final desperate attempt, I started to model my wares.  A wig and some makeup made it seem that a sexy woman was selling the items.  And it worked!  Not only did I start selling like mad, I was able to raise my prices by 200%!!


Of course to keep the price increase, I had to show ‘more’ of the model.  Naturally I went to eBay to buy some second hand dresses, better wigs, and professional makeup.  Now a days my business revolves around selling my first generation model clothes.  For instance I’m putting up this knock off Coach bag so I can get a real one!






source:  fuskator

1 comment:

  1. unfortunately a work colleague spotted him and started blackmail , setting him up with her gay brother. he went from knock offs to knocked up,

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