Drunk Ramblings

Beware of what your buds talk about over some Buds.

I've been meaning to cap Courtney at the Haven (as I found out in a comment from Dee, not this Courtney) for quite some time.  I've made her a few caps before, but the last one was way back in September of 2010 (and for those counting, yes that predates this blog).

I'm not really sure why, but I always associate Courntey with clean and funny.  Now her preferences list that she likes ratings all the way up to NC-17 (which for me means up to X), but she also doesn't like nudity.  To me, that means don't show any sex act in the picture, but talk about it in the story all you want.  I don't know how my mind got around to making that a completely clean cap though.  One of the caps I did make for her hinted at an X rating, but wasn't really explicit.  And Courtney's response to it really stuck with me:

*stares at picture...  tries to read caption but turns back to stare at the picture... attempts to read caption again but eyes are glued to picture... eeeps a bit at picture...*  Ummm... there might be like, words and junk next to this dreamy picture, but... welll ummm... I'll get to them soon.... ummm.... I mean... have you seen this picture of me???

So she liked the sexy picture.  So when I put all of that together today I ended up wanting to make Courtney a clean, sexy, and funny cap.  First things first... get a pic.  Honestly my search methods aren't geared up for finding women fully clothed.  Luckily most good porn sets start with a pic or two of the women fully dressed, and so I still used Fuskator. I came across an image set that were all of this woman (I take it that she's a model of some sort, but I don't know her name).  Almost all of the photos were done very artistically.   And when I saw this one... well she's beautiful, fully clothed, had a fun expression, and the fact that she's talking on the phone got me an idea.

My first idea was far simpler.  A guy walks up to the kiosk I write about in "Girls Don't Kiss Each Other", and comments on how his friend would pick out a pink phone because it was stylish.  He ends up buying it for his friend and calls him to tell him about it.

But as I was writing, I realized a few problems.  Why would the gypsy fortune teller cell phone saleswoman make him a woman just because his friend says he would want a pink phone.  Even in my tg fantasy world, that seemed a little thin.  It also didn't seem reasonable that this buddy would just tell the kiosk woman about what his friend would be like if he were a girl.

So I ditched the kiosk gypsy, and started over.  I wrote up most of the story here, and figured I would leave it up in the air as to how Erik got transformed (wandering genie, wishing fairy... whatever you wanted to fill in the blank).  But that just didn't feel satisfying.  Hell... when I read it, it wasn't clear that the person in the picture was Courtney/Erk at all.  Sure, the people reading this blog in general, and this cap in particular would probably get it, but it still was just wrong in my eyes.

As I had written this up as kinda funny, I went back to thinking about the kiosk gypsy fortune teller cell phone saleswoman and laundry worker.  I don't know why, but she strikes me as VERY funny.  Even if you hadn't read Girls Dont' Kiss Each Other, she is still funny.  So I snuck in the last paragraph, and edited the beginning a bit (I had them at a generic bar, and needed them to be at the mall... so Applebee's it is!).

I don't think its my best effort.  As I mentioned in my last question post, clean just isn't where my creativity sits.  But I do think I hit my goals of clean, sexy, and funny.  And I'll go ahead and call that a success!