How did I get here? This wedding is everything. Everybody needs it to go off without a
hitch. My sister Anne gets to marry her
true love, and her groom to be Allister inherits his family’s wealth. My parents were so desperate to impress Anne’s
future in-laws that they paid a fortune for the perfect ceremony and couldn’t
afford to do so again.
So when Anne got caught trying to cross the Mexican American
border with 2 pounds of pure heroin, mom and dad were desperate. They couldn’t possibly get her back in time…
so they demanded that I step in. That I
play the part of Anne for the day. I
felt myself shake remembering that story from Fictionmania… Pinch Hit
Bride. Everybody seemed to be part of
this masquerade. The bride’s maids took
me to the bridal suite and completed a magical transformation. Shaving my body baby smooth, gluing the
breast forms on and adding to my new curves with a tightly boned corset.
The addition of lingerie, heels, and a wig made me indistinguishable
from Anne. Make up and the dress made me…
made Anne look glamorous and beautiful. I
barely had time to marvel at the mirror before I was swept away for the
photographs. As I stand and pose with
Allister, I feel my heart race. He’s
determined to keep up the charade as his hands wander over my body and his lips
caress mine. I couldn’t help but feel a
shiver run up my spine as he leans in and whispers “You look so much like Anne
that I can’t wait until the honeymoon!”
His tone may have been joking but his growing manhood
pressing into my plush rear tells me all I need to know. So here I am, forced to play the part of the
blushing bride. Everyone is counting on
me, and even my groom to be seems to be enjoying this.
So how did I get here?
By paying a friend to hide some heroin into my sister’s bag of course!
source: Google Images
Oh that TWIST!
ReplyDeleteThis is a full blown caption. It's just brilliant with a hint of meta. Also, I wonder if I can use the image for something else later. . .
Ooooh! So devious!
ReplyDeleteDelightful. And I laughed at the (happy) ending there.
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