Hey, before we step into the office, I have to tell you
something. Remember when I showed you
that subliminal hypnosis program and you laughed at me? Well while we were away at the trade show I
installed it on your secretary’s computer.
I just had to prove it would work to you and I figured this would be the
most fun way. You see she’s the perfect
mark for it. She’s always wearing those
sensible clothes and barely any makeup. I
had to do a lot of reinforcement but over the past three weeks she’s been
getting the subliminal messages non stop.
By now she should be unable to dress in anything but sexy provocative
clothes. I bet she’s gonna be all dolled
up in stockings, a very short skirt, and a sheer blouse. She’ll even be wearing makeup. Hell, I’ll be surprised if she’s not laid out
on her desk ready to throw herself at you!
Wait… what? What do
you mean you fired her? What do you mean
you wanted to surprise me?
YOU HIRED MY SON AS YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!?
source: fuskator
Awesome twist! This is definitely one that could've been a caption!
ReplyDeleteThanks! This is one of those situations where it's perfect for an Obsucra though. While the image inspired the story, I really don't like the image. It's a little too obvious and flat. I'm not sure I'd ever want to make a caption out of it. An Obscura though... I think it fits perfectly here!
DeleteI love this one. i hope there is a reverse option.
ReplyDeleteEither that, or a 'accept that my son is the sexy sissy secretary to my buddy the boss' set of hypnosis programs!
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