Look, I understand you need to get recruiters for Liberty
Bell University, but I’m just not the person you want or need. We’ve all heard the stories… you have those
slutty girls that take all the jocks around.
Sure they show them the library, the physics lab, and the art studio,
but those studs all just want to see the stadium, the player dorms, and their
recruiter get naked.
What’s that? You can
help ‘improve’ me? Well… I guess it’s worth
a shot. I mean with access to the
advanced sciences building I could recruit the brightest and smartest athletes. I could really impress some of them with the
atomic transfigurator here. I heard they
were working on a way to transform organic material.
HEY! Don’t push me in
here. Stop it! Open the damned door! NO, don’t activate it!!!
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