Friday, July 17, 2015

Proving Hypnosis

Your new secretary is ready!


Hey, before we step into the office, I have to tell you something.  Remember when I showed you that subliminal hypnosis program and you laughed at me?  Well while we were away at the trade show I installed it on your secretary’s computer.   I just had to prove it would work to you and I figured this would be the most fun way.  You see she’s the perfect mark for it.  She’s always wearing those sensible clothes and barely any makeup.  I had to do a lot of reinforcement but over the past three weeks she’s been getting the subliminal messages non stop.  By now she should be unable to dress in anything but sexy provocative clothes.  I bet she’s gonna be all dolled up in stockings, a very short skirt, and a sheer blouse.  She’ll even be wearing makeup.  Hell, I’ll be surprised if she’s not laid out on her desk ready to throw herself at you!

Wait… what?  What do you mean you fired her?  What do you mean you wanted to surprise me? 



YOU HIRED MY SON AS YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!?



source:  fuskator

4 comments:

  1. Awesome twist! This is definitely one that could've been a caption!

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    1. Thanks! This is one of those situations where it's perfect for an Obsucra though. While the image inspired the story, I really don't like the image. It's a little too obvious and flat. I'm not sure I'd ever want to make a caption out of it. An Obscura though... I think it fits perfectly here!

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  2. I love this one. i hope there is a reverse option.

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    1. Either that, or a 'accept that my son is the sexy sissy secretary to my buddy the boss' set of hypnosis programs!

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