Gym Contract

Curvy is a shape right?

Damn Gym and their long membership forms!  Yes, I signed up.  Yes, I agreed to their terms, but how could they expect everyone to read every single part of a 6 page contract with small type.  I just wanted to get into shape.   I thought I was clear when I told them I didn’t want to have a body builder’s physique.  I didn’t want to be barrel chested, or have arms that look like pythons.  I didn’t want to have six pack abs or the thighs of a Greek God. 

I just wanted to get into shape!

I certainly don’t have a body builder’s physique.  I have a skinny chest with two small pert breasts.  I have arms that look like tiny svelte noodles.  I have a taught belly and the thighs of a Greek Goddess.  

source:  fuskator